"You Don't Mess With the Zohan", or "What happened?"

Just got back and I didn't even last the whole movie. An hour into it and my father and sisters said, "This is really stupid, lets leave." and I agreed. My 7 year old sister said it was stupid, and my 11 year old sister said "Horton hears a Who" was better. I do agree with both.

It looked funny in the previews, and honestly pretty good. But, within the first ten to fifteen minutes, you see Sandlers butt and all it's glory. Then you come to think, "one butt scene isn't that bad right?" It got worse.

The movie was led on my crude humor, jokes about the males you-know-what, what he does with "it", banging 60+ year olds, old ladies getting pleasure from hair cuts, a nakid Adam Sandler, and someones grudge about a stollen goat.

If you're into those type of jokes, then the movie is perfect for you. If not, step out and try and hit the "return" of Harrison Ford in the fourth Indiana Jones movie. Saw that too, not that good. Of course I haven't seen the other three, but I don't want too. Aliens from George Lucas and Steven Speilburg in Indiana Jones was cheesy and not a shock coming from the directors of "Star Wars", and "ET".

I am a Sandler fan and would love a chance to meet him, but "Zohan" was as good as, well, 2003's "Catwoman". Excuse me, I'm going to go watch "50 First Dates" to remind myself of what a good actor Adam Sandler is.

"You Don't Mess with the Zohan" rating--D+